The Adventures of Bryson

By: Bryson Edwards





It is 10am. Mom and Dad are upstairs on the computer looking at things to get me for Christmas. I decide that I am thirsty and hungry. They are busy so I won't bother them...I will just help myself...quietly.



1) Go to the fridge for a drink. I don't have a cup handy so I just press on the water dispenser. It's pretty cool so I just hold it for a while. My pants and shirt are getting wet but that's ok. I let water get everywhere...down the fridge, under the fridge, across the kitchen floor, flowing into the pantry. I got the place wet...and when I say "wet", I mean puddles. Pretty much a small pond.



2) I decide that I want some cheese. I open the door to the fridge and find the package of Velveeta cheese slices. There are about 40 slices. I get them out and throw them around the kitchen. Then I try to take a bite of one of the slices. What is this plastic stuff around it? I try to take another bite. Still no cheese. Oh well. I put it down and decide to eat something else. (Note the bite marks where I tried to take a bite)





3) I look in the freezer and see ice cream. Score. I take the ice cream out and go in the den. I sit down on my Mom's clean wood floors and open that sucker up! Hmmm. I forgot to get a spoon...oh well, I'll just use my hands. It's cold but worth it...it tastes so good when it hits your lips.






4) I am in the middle of eating my ice cream, quietly minding my own business, and Dad starts walking down the stairs and sees me. He says "Tracy, come and look at this". She joins Dad on the stairs and they looked shocked. What? I was hungry!



5) Mom and Dad say that they can't turn their back on me for one minute! I had fun though! And I didn't even get in trouble...but I was warned that I would be in for it if I did this again. They ruin all my fun! ;)